My five-month quest to monitor the weather, track inflation, and inspect milk for harmful microorganisms
The ceremony will feature roadkill hors d’oeuvres, goblets of beef tallow, and a sewage plunge.
Oops!
A piece of East Wing Rubble? An MRI for no reason? The options are endless!
Get all 25 right and I will send you a presidential bonus of $1,776!
Marco Rubio has spoken—get out of here, Calibri!
The president and I both got our heart’s desire. But something felt wrong.
His plays hold us in the moment outside of time.
The transportation secretary seems to think that fashion will solve flying’s problems.
An exit interview
Before they arrived, of course, everything was perfect.
Don’t ask me about the news. I am protecting my mental space.
THIS IS NOT SPAM.
If it is, then everything falls apart.
If taxpayers want to influence policy, maybe this is our only option.
The state’s elimination of vaccine mandates is a courageous first step toward decluttering itself of any excess kids.
Want rule of law? That’s premium.
What would’ve happened if long ago, the president got the cultural accolades he’s always wanted?
Why are museums filled with artifacts from the past? Why don’t they include things from the future?
Serving justice to sandwich-wielding offenders takes expertise.