High, Low, and Close
by LOYD ROSENFIELD
A SPECIAL RUSH RELEASE: Report No. 1 entitled “What to Do with Your Money and What Stocks to Buy in Case of a Sudden War — In the First 10 Days — In the Seeond 10 Days.” — From a Direct Mail Letter of Spear & Staff, Investment Advisers, Babson Park, Massachusetts.
OH, give me a home
Where the bulls and bears roam,
Where a war is a matter of course,
Where my money and I
Are both guaranteed by
’The SEC and the Air Force.
Where the bulls and bears roam,
Where a war is a matter of course,
Where my money and I
Are both guaranteed by
’The SEC and the Air Force.
Home on the Exchange!
And when it explodes into dust,
As we float through the air
To our new home up there,
Buy me one share of Heavenly Trust.
And when it explodes into dust,
As we float through the air
To our new home up there,
Buy me one share of Heavenly Trust.
Oh, I would not disturb
My seat on the Curb
Where the yield is so very attractive.
For it’s really quite gay
Clipping coupons all day
As I slowly turn radioactive.
My seat on the Curb
Where the yield is so very attractive.
For it’s really quite gay
Clipping coupons all day
As I slowly turn radioactive.
Home on the Exchange!
And when the last bid has been heard,
And we know by the smell
It’s the subway to hell,
Buy me one share of Hades Preferred —
I mean on margin —
Buy me one share of Hades Preferred!
And when the last bid has been heard,
And we know by the smell
It’s the subway to hell,
Buy me one share of Hades Preferred —
I mean on margin —
Buy me one share of Hades Preferred!