Any Author to Any Friend
M. VAL. MARTIALIS :1:117
(Occurris quotiens Luperce nobis)
Translated by Dudley Fitts
Every time I run into you, Luke,
you ask me: ‘Look,
‘how about my sending that boy of mine
‘over to your place
Tor a copy of that book you just got out?
‘I’ll read it,’ you tell me, ‘and
‘send it right back. Okay?’
you ask me: ‘Look,
‘how about my sending that boy of mine
‘over to your place
Tor a copy of that book you just got out?
‘I’ll read it,’ you tell me, ‘and
‘send it right back. Okay?’
— Just fine.
But on the other hand,
I live pretty far out, and there’s no point
in going to all that trouble & making your boy
climb three flights up to my flat.
I live pretty far out, and there’s no point
in going to all that trouble & making your boy
climb three flights up to my flat.
Look, Luke,
I’ve thought of a simpler way.
You know that paper store in the Square,
across from Widener? Books everywhere,
poems all over the place. Well,
you just walk in & say: ‘Please,
‘Felix,’ — his name is Felix — ‘will you sell
‘me a copy of M. V. Martial’s latest vol.?’
Will he? I should hope to tell
you he will! and all
spick & span and bound in deep cerise.
Price? Three ninety-nine.
You know that paper store in the Square,
across from Widener? Books everywhere,
poems all over the place. Well,
you just walk in & say: ‘Please,
‘Felix,’ — his name is Felix — ‘will you sell
‘me a copy of M. V. Martial’s latest vol.?’
Will he? I should hope to tell
you he will! and all
spick & span and bound in deep cerise.
Price? Three ninety-nine.
— ‘Three ninety-hell!
‘You aren’t worth that much.’
— There you hit it, pal.