
‘Mele Kalikimaka’: A Holiday Humblebrag
Who needs snow when you can have palm trees?
Reflections on the music of the season, both secular and sacred

Who needs snow when you can have palm trees?

Before technology allowed songs to play all over the world, they were distinct from place to place.

Breakups can happen anytime. But holiday breakups are special.

The lyrics, written by Christina Rossetti and set to music by Gustav Holst, imagine a child being born in a desolate climate.

The Christmas carol’s charm is in its humility.

He’s got spiders in his brain and garlic in his soul.

The song is synonymous with the holiday, but it wasn’t originally written that way.

Originally a Ukrainian folk chant about spring, the Christmas song reached its zenith with the Trans-Siberian Orchestra’s electric guitar-infused adaptation.

The Puerto Rican musician wrote the lyrics of his Christmas classic in English to ensure American radio stations would play it.

It’s the nativity story, retold during the Cold War.