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Illustration by The Atlantic. Source: Lionel Hahn / … The 10 Things the Bezoses Are Almost Certainly Grateful for Each Morning
Never mind. We said “money” yesterday.
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Illustration by The Atlantic. Source: Aaron Schwartz / … I Am Here to Watch the Birthright-Citizenship Arguments, but Not in a Threatening Way
Can’t a president go watch his justices?
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Illustration by The Atlantic. Source: Oliver Contreras / … A Day in Class With Plato, the Melania Trump–Mandated Robot Teacher
The first lady told us to imagine a future of humanoid instruction … so I did.
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Illustration by The Atlantic. Source: Andres Kudacki / … Shockingly, ICE Hasn’t Fixed the Airport Crisis
Perhaps because they’re not trained to expedite the long lines
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Illustration by Akshita Chandra / The Atlantic Some Divorce Trends That Aren’t Leaving Your Partner Mid-Hike
Inspired by the “Alpine Divorce”
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Illustration by The Atlantic. Source: Nathan Posner / … We’d Be Winning This War if It Weren’t for Your Coverage
Clap! Why don’t you clap?
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Illustration by The Atlantic Why Is Trump Giving Everyone the Wrong Shoes?
The new outfit staple in the White House is ill-fitting footwear.
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Daniel Heuer / Bloomberg / Getty Lucky Winner Mike Johnson Gets Dream Trip to State of the Union
Send me someone who looks at me the way Mike Johnson looks at Donald Trump while he rambles about fountains of blood.
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Illustration by Ben Kothe / The Atlantic. Source: … Tales From Kash Patel’s FBI
Some updates to the agency’s portrayal in popular films and TV shows
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Bonnie Cash / UPI /Bloomberg / Getty Trump Administration Announces That We Don’t Know Where the Sun Goes at Night
After deciding carbon dioxide does no harm, it was the logical next move.
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Illustration by The Atlantic What Fabulous Timing for Gallup to Stop Tracking Presidential Approval!
Why stop with BLS data and jobs reports?
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Illustration by The Atlantic. Source: TBN. Finally, a Halftime Show That Represents Real America!
Isn’t Bad Bunny an American artist? Don’t millions of people love his music? At the Turning Point USA alternative show, we forget about all that.
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Illustration by The Atlantic. Source: Stefano Rellandini / … Should You Buy a Newspaper or a Yacht?
Advice for Jeff Bezos
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Illustration by Ben Kothe / The Atlantic Which Washington Landmark Will Donald Trump Destroy Next?
No building is safe.
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Illustration by The Atlantic. Source: Andrew Caballero-Reynolds / … Melania Is a Horror Movie
The first lady is trapped, and she doesn’t seem to know it.
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Illustration by The Atlantic. Sources: Madison Thorn / … Patriot! Here’s How to Identify a Domestic Terrorist
A Trump-administration guide to the Minnesota protests
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Illustration by The Atlantic The ‘One Other Thing’ That Comes With Every Trump-Era Dinner
The Agriculture secretary suggests one corn tortilla, one piece of broccoli, one piece of chicken, and one inscrutable last thing.
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Illustration by The Atlantic America Needs Greenland. No—Iceland. Actually, Never Mind!
This is definitely all going to plan.
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Christian Abraham / Connecticut Post / Getty Trump-Administration Officials Describe an Elementary-School Drop-Off
Once they’ve identified you as the enemy, your every action looks sinister.
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Illustration by The Atlantic. Source: Joe Raedle / … Some Other Things Donald Trump Will Probably Try to Buy
The president is considering buying Greenland. What else might be on the list?
