Pasquin and Pasquinades

AT an angle of the palace which Pius VI., (Braschi,) with paternal liberality, built for the residence of his family, before the French Revolution put an end to such beneficence, stands the famous statue of Pasquin, giving its name to the square upon which it looks. It is little more now than a mere trunk of marble, bearing the marks of blows and long hard usage. But even in this mutilated condition it shows traces of excellent workmanship and of pristine beauty. The connoisseurs in sculpture praise it,1 and the antiquaries have embittered their ignorance in regard to it by discussions as to whether it was a statue of Hercules, of Alexander the Great, or of Menelaus bearing the body of Patroclus. Disabled and maimed as it is, it is thus only the more fitting type of the Roman people, of which it has been so long the acknowledged mouthpiece; and the epigrams and satires which have made its name famous have gained an additional point and a sharper sting from the patent resemblance in the condition of their professed author to that of those for whom he spoke.

It is said to have been about the beginning of the sixteenth century that the statue was discovered and dug up near the place where it now stands, and the earliest account of it seems to be that given by Castelvetro, in 1553, in his discourse upon a canzone by Annibal Caro. He says, that Antonio Tibaldeo of Ferrara, a venerable and lettered man, relates concerning this statue, that there used to be in Rome a tailor, very skilful in his trade, by the name of Pasquin, who had a shop which was much frequented by prelates, courtiers, and other people, so that he employed a great number of workmen, who, like worthless fellows, spent their time in speaking ill of one person or another, sparing no one, and finding opportunity for jests in observing those who came to the shop. This custom became so notorious that the very persons who were hit by these sharp speeches joined in the laugh at them, and felt no resentment; so that, if any one wished to say a hard thing of another, he did it under cover of the person of Master Pasquin, pretending that he had heard it said at his shop,—at which pretence every one laughed, and no one bore a grudge. But, Master Pasquin dying, it happened, that, in improving the street, this broken statue, which lay half imbedded in the ground, serving as a stepping-stone for passengers, was taken up and set at the side of the shop. Making use of this good chance, satirical people began to say that Master Pasquin had come back. The custom soon arose of attaching to the statue bits of writing ; and as it had been allowed to the tailor to say everything, so by means of the statue any one might publish what he would not have ventured to speak. 2

Thus did Hercules or Alexander change his name for that of Pasquin, and soon became almost as well known throughout Europe under his new designation as under his old. If the statue were not dug up, as is said, until the sixteenth century, its fame spread rapidly; for, before Luther had made himself feared at Rome, Pasquin was already well known as the satirist of the vices of Pope and Cardinals, and as a bold enemy of the abuses of the Church.

But the history of Pasquin is not a mere story of Roman jests, nor is its interest such alone as may arise from an amusing, though neglected series of literary anecdotes. In the dearth of material for the popular history of modern Rome, it is of value as affording indications of the turn of feeling and the opinions of the Romans, and of the regard in which they held their rulers. The free speech, which was prohibited and dangerous to the living subjects of the temporal power of the Popes, was a privilege which, in spite of prohibition, Pasquin insisted upon exercising. Whatever precautions might be taken, whatever penalties imposed, means were always found, when occasion arose, to affix to the battered marble papers bearing stinging epigrams or satirical verses, which, once read, fastened themselves in the memory, and spread quickly by repetition. He could not be silenced. “ Great sums,” said he one day, in an epigram addressed to Paul III., who was Pope from 1534 to 1549, “great sums were formerly given to poets for singing: how much will you give me, O Paul, to be silent ? ”

“ Ut canerent data multa olim sunt vatibus æra:
Ut taceam, quantum tu mihi, Paule, dabis? ”

In his life of Adrian VI., the successor of Leo X., Paulus-Jovius, not indeed the most trustworthy of authorities, tells a story which, if not true, might well be so. He says, that the Pope, being vexed at the free speech of Pasquin, proposed to have him thrown into the Tiber, thinking thus to stop his tongue; but the Spanish legate dissuaded him, by suggesting, with grave Spanish wisdom, that, all the frogs of the river, becoming infected with his spirit, would adopt his style of speech and croak only pasquinades. The contemptibleness of the assailant made him the more dreaded. Did not the very reeds tell the fatal secret about King Midas?

Pasquin was by no means the only figure in Rome who gave expression, to thoughts and feelings which it would have been dangerous to the living subjects of the ecclesiastical rule to utter aloud. His most distinguished companion was Marforio. a colossal statue of an ocean or river god, which was discovered in the sixteenth century near the forum of Mars, from which he derived his name. Toward the end of the same century, he was placed in the lower court of the Palazzo de’ Conservatori, on the Capitol, and here he has since remained. Dialogues were often carried on between him and his friend Pasquin, and a share in their conversation was sometimes taken by the Facchino, or so called Porter of the Palazzo Piombiuo. In his “ Roma Nova,” published in 1060, Sprenger says that Pasquin was assigned to the nobles, Marforio to the citizens, and the Facchino to the common people. But besides these there were the Abate Luigi of the Palazzo Valle, — Madama Lucrezia, who still sits behind the Venetian palace near the Church of St. Mark,—the Baboon, from which the Via Rabbuino takes its name,— and the marble portrait of Seanderheg, the great enemy of the Turks, on the façade of the house which he at one time occupied in Rome. Each of these personages now and then issued an epigram or took part in the satirical talk of his companions. Such a number of cold and secure censors is not surprising in a city like Rome, where the checks upon open speech are so many, and where priests and spies exercise so close a scrutiny over the thoughts and words of men. Oppression begets hypocrisy, and a tyrant adds to the faults of his subjects the vices of cowardice and secrecy. Caustic Forsyth, speaking of the Romans, begins with the bitter remark, that " the national character is the most mined thing at Rome and in the same section he adds, “ Their humor is naturally caustic ; but they lampoon, as they stab, only in the dark. The danger attending open attacks forces them to confine their satire within epigram ; and thus pasquinade is but the offspring of hypocrisy, the only resource of wits who are obliged to be grave on so many absurdities in religion and respectful to so many upstarts in purple.” Thus if the Romans lampoon only in the dark, the fault is to be charged against their rulers rather than themselves. The talent for sarcastic epigram is hereditary with the people. The pointed style of Martial was handed down through successive generations. The epigram in his hands was no longer a mere inscription, an idyl, or an elegy; it had lost its ancient grace, but it took on a new energy, and it set the model, which the later Romans knew well how to copy, of satire condensed into wit, in lines each of whose words had a sting.

The first true Pasquinades — that is, the first of the epigrams which were affixed to Pasquin, and hence derived their name—are perhaps those which belong to the reign of Leo X. We at least have found no earlier ones of undoubted genuineness; but satires similar to those of Pasquin, and possibly originating with him, as they now go under the general name of Pasquinades, were published against the Popes who preceded Leo. The infamous Alexander VI., the Pope who has made his name synonymous with the worst infamies that disgrace mankind, was not spared the attacks of the subjects whom he and his children, not unworthy of such a father, degraded and abused. Two lines could say much:—

“ Sextus Tarqninius, Sextus Nero, Sextus et iste:
Semper sub Sextis perdita Roma fuit.”

“ Sextus Tarquiuius, Sextus Xero, this also a Sextus” (Alexander Sextus, that is, Alexander the Sixth): “always under the Sextuses has Rome been ruined.”

And as if this were not enough, another distich struck with more directness at the vices of the Pope :—

“ Vendit Alexander claves, altaria, Christum :
Emerat ille prius, vendere jure potest.”

“Alexander sells the keys, the altars, Christ. He bought them first, and has good right to sell.”3

Alexander had gained his election by bribes which he did not pay, and promises which he did not keep; and Guicciardini tells in a few words what use he made of his holy office, declaring, that, “ with his immoderate ambition and poisoned infidelity, together with all the horrible examples of cruelty, luxury and monstrous covetousness, selling without distinction both holy things and profane things, he infected the whole world.” 4

In 1503, after a pontificate of eleven years, Alexander died. Rome rejoiced. Peace, "which for a long time had been banished from her borders, returned, and she enjoyed for a few days unwonted freedom from alarm and trouble. Her happiness found expression in verse:—

“ Dic unde, Alecto, pax hæc effulsit, et unde
Tam subito reticent prælia ? Sextus obit.”

“ Say whence, Alecto, has this peace shone forth ? wherefore so suddenly has the noise of battle ceased ? Alexander is dead.”

The rule of Borgia’s successor, Pius III., lasting only twenty-seven days, afforded little opportunity to the play of indignant wit; but the nine years’ reign of Julius II., which followed, was a period whose troubled history is recorded in the numerous epigrams and satires to which it gave birth. The impulsive and passionate vigor of the character of Julius, the various fortunes of his rash enterprises, the troubles which his stormy and rapacious career brought to the Papal city, are all more or less minutely told. The Pope began his reign with warlike enterprises, and as soon as he could gather sufficient force lie set out to recover from the Venetians territory of which they had possession, and which he claimed as the property of the Papal state. It was said, that, in leading: his troops out of Rome, he threw into the Tiber, with characteristic impetuosity, the keys of Peter, and, drawing his sword from its sheath, declared that henceforth he would trust to the sword of Paul. The story was too good to he lost, and it gave point to many epigrams, of which, perhaps, the one preserved by Bayle is the best:—

“ Cum Petri nihil efficient ad prælia claves,
Auxilio Pauli forsitan ensis erit.”

“ Since the keys of Peter profit not for battle, perchance, with the aid of Paul, the sword will answer.”5

Julius was the first of the Popes of recent times to allow his beard to grow, and Raphael’s noble portrait of him shows what dignity it gave to his strongly marked face. The beard was also regarded traditionally as having belonged to Saint Paul. “ For me,” the Pope was represented as saying, “ for me the beard of Paul, the sword of’ Paul, all things of Paul: that key-bearer, Peter, is no way to my liking.”

“ Hue barbam Pauli, gladium Pauli, omnia Pauli:
Claviger ille nihil ad mea vote Petrus.”

But the most savage epigram against Julius was one that recalled the name of the great Roman, which the Pope was supposed to have adopted in emulation of that of Alexander, borne by his predecessor :—

“ Julius est Romæ. Quid abest ? Date, nunima, Brutum.
Nam quoties Romæ est Julius, illa perit.”

“ Julius is at Rome. What is wanting ? Ye gods, give ns a Brutus ! For when Julius is at Rome, the city is lost.”

Pasquin became a recognized institution, as we have said, under Leo X., and was taken under the protection of the Roman people.* His popularity was such as to lead to consequences of which he himself complained, He was made the vehicle of the effusions of worthless versifiers, and he was forced to cry out, “ Woe is me ! even the copyist fixes his verses upon me, and every one bestows on me his silly trifles.”

“Me miserum! Copista etiam mihi carmina figit;
Et tribuit nugas jam mihi quisque snas.”

He seems to have been successful in putting a stop to this injurious treatment; for not long after he declared, with a sarcasm directed against the prominent qualities of his fellow-citizens, “ There is no better man at Rome than I. I seek nothing from any one. I am not wordy. I sit here and am silent.”

“" Non homo me melior Romæ est. Ego nil peto ab ullo.
Non sum verbosus. Hic sedeo et taceo. ”

It had become the custom, upon occasions of public festivity, to adorn Pasquin with suits of garments, and with paint, forcing him to assume from time to time different characters according to the fancy of his protectors. Sometimes he appeared as Neptune, sometimes as Chance or Fate, as Apollo or Bacchus. Thus, in the year 1515, he became Orpheus, and, while adorned with the plectrum and the lyre of the poet, Marforio addressed a distich to him in his new character, which hints at the popular appreciation of the Pope. The year 1515 was that of the descent of Francis I. into Italy, and of the bloody battle of Marignano. “ In the midst of war and slaughter and the sound of trumpets,” said Marforio, “you sing and strike your lyre: this is to understand the temper of your Lord.”

“ Inter bella, tubas, cædes, canis ipse, lyramque
Percutis. Hoc sapere est ingenium Domini.6

But the character of most of those pasquinades which belong to the pontificate of Leo is so coarse as to render them unfit for reproduction. A general licentiousness pervaded Rome, and the vices of the Pope and the higher clergy, veiled, but not hidden, under the displays of sensual magnificence and the pretended refinements of degraded art, were readily imitated by a people taught to follow and obey the teachings of their ecclesiastical rulers. Corruption of every sort was common. Virtue and vice, profane and sacred things, were alike for sale. The Pope made, money by the sale of cardinalates and traffic in indulgences. “ Give me gifts, ye spectators,” begged Pasquin ; “ bring me not verses: divine Money alone rules the ethereal gods.”

“ Dona date, astantes; versus ne reddite: sola Imperat æthereis alma Moneta deis.’’

Leo’s fondness for buffoons, with whom he mercilessly amused himself by tormenting them and exciting them to make themselves ridiculous, is recorded in a question put to Pasquin on one of his changes of figure. “ Why have you not asked, O Pasquil, to be made a buffoon ? for at Rome everything is now permitted to the buffoons.”

“ Cur non te fingi scurram, Pasquille, rogâsti ?
Cum Romæ scurris omnia jam liceant.”

Leo died in 1521. His death was sudden, and not without suspicion of poison. It was said that the last offices of the Church were not performed for the dying man, and an epigram sharply embodied the report. “ Do you ask why at his last hour Leo could not take the sacred things ? He had sold them.”

“ Sacra sub extremâ, si forte requiritis, horâ
Cur Leo non potuit sumere: Vendiderat.”

The spirit of Luther had penetrated through the walls of Rome; and though all tongues but those of statues might be silenced, eyes were not blinded, nor could ears be made deaf. Nowhere was the need of reform so felt as at Rome, but nowhere was there so little hope for it; for the people stood in equal need of it with the Church, whose ministers had corrupted them, and whose rulers tyrannized over them. “Farewell, Rome! ” said Pasquin.

“Roma, vale! Satis est vidisse. Revertar
Quum leno, meretrix, scurra, cinædus ero.”

When Leo’s short-lived successor, the gloomy Fleming, Adrian VI., who was the author of the proposal to destroy Pasquin, despatched his nuncio to the diet of Nuremberg to oppose the progress of Luther, he told him in his instructions to “ avow frankly that God has permitted this schism and this persecution on account of the sins of men, and, above all, of those of the priests and the prelates of the Church.” Pasquin could not have improved on these words. And when, twenty months after his elevation to the papacy, this hard old man died, the inscription which he ordered to be put upon his tomb was in words lit to disarm the satirist: — “ Here lies Adrian VI., who esteemed nothing in his life more unhappy than that he had been called to rule”: “ Adrianus VI. hîc situs est, qui nil sibi infelicius in vitâ quam quod hnperaret duxit.”

During the pontificate of Clement VII., Rome suffered under calamities too terrible and too depressing to admit of the frequent display of the humor or the satire of Pasquin. The siege and sack of the city by the army of the Constable do Bourbon wrought too much misery to be set in verse or to be sharpened in epigram. One shrewd jest of this time has, indeed, been preserved. Clement was for months a prisoner in the Castle of Sant’ Angelo, unable to stir abroad. ”Papa non potest errare,” said Pasquin, or one of his friends, with a play on the double meaning of the last word, and a scoff at Papal pretension : “ The Pope cannot err ”: he is too well guarded to stray. But when the Pope died in 1534, Pasquin did not spare his memory. He had lately changed his physician, and taken one named Matteo Curzio or Curtius; and when his death took place, not without suspicion of malpractice, the satisfaction of the people was expressed by the appearance of a portrait of this new doctor, with the inscription, in words borrowed from the Vulgate, “ Ecce aqnus Dei, ecce qui tollit peccata mundi! ” “Curtins has killed Clement,” said Pasquin. “Curtins, who has secured the public health, should be rewarded.”

“ Curtius occidit Clementem. Curtius auro
Donandus, per quem publica parta salus.”

Nor was this all. Pasquin declared, that, on occasion of Clement’s death, a bitter strife arose between Pluto and Saint Peter as to which should receive the Pope: —

“Noluit hunc eælum, noluit hunc barathrum.”

The Saint has no place for him, and the ruler of the lower regions fears the disturbance that he will make in hell. The quarrel is cut short by the arrival of Clement himself upon the spot, who, finding no entrance into heaven, declares that he will force himself into hell :—

“ Tartara tentemus, facilis descensus Averni.”

The fifteen years of the pontificate of Clement’s successor, Paul III.,—years, for the most part, of quiet and prosperity at Rome, — afforded ample opportunities for the display of Pasquin’s spirit. The personal character of the Pope, the exactions which he laid upon the Romans for the profit of his favorites and his family, and his unblushing nepotism were the subjects of frequent satire. The Farncse palace, built in great part with stone taken from the Colosseum, is a standing monument of the justice of Pasquin’s rebukes, the sharpness of which is concentrated in a single telling epigram. “ Let us pray for Pope Paul,” said Pasquin, “for zeal for his house Is consuming him ” :—

“ Oremus pro Papâ Paulo, quia zelus
Domus suæ comedit illum.”

At another time Marforio addressed a letter to Pasquin, in which he tells him of the Pope’s reply to an angel who had been sent to him with the message, “Feed my sheep ” “ Charity begins at home,” had been the answer of the Pope. Anri when the Roman people had prayed Paul to have pity on his people, Paul had replied, “It is not right to take the children’s bread and give it to dogs.”

But Pasquin was now to be brought into greater notoriety than ever. In suite of the efforts of the successors of Adrian, the Reformation had rapidly advanced, and the Reformers, scorning no weapons that might serve their cause, determined to turn the wit of Pasquin to their account. In the year 1544, a little, but thick, volume appeared, with the title, "Pasquillorum Tomi duo.” It bore no name of editor or printer, and professed to be published at Eleutheropolis, the City of Freedom, or, as it might be rendered in a free translation, the City of Luther. Its 647 pages were filled with satire ; it was not merely a collection of Pasquin’s sayings, but it contained epigrams and dialogues derived from other sources as well. The book was of a kind to be popular, as well as to excite the bitterest aversion of the adherents of the Roman Church. It long since became a volume of excessive rarity, most of the copies having been destroyed by zealous Romanists. The famous scholar, Daniel Heinsius, within a century after its publication, believed that a copy which he purchased, at a cost of a hundred ducats, was the only one remaining in the world, and he inscribed the following lines upon one, of its blank pages :—

“ Roma meos fratres igni dedit. Unica Phænix
Vivo, aureis venio centum Heinsio.”

“ Rome gave my brothers to the fire. A solitary Phænix, I survive, and at cost of a hundred gold pieces I come to Heinsius.”

But Heinsius was mistaken in supposing his copy to be unique; and bibliographers of later date, while marking the rarity of the book, have recorded its existence in various libraries. At this moment two copies are lying before us, probably the only copies in America.7

The editor of this publication was the Piedmontese scholar and Reformer, Cælius Secundus Curio. His early life had been eventful, and he had experienced the tender mercies of the Roman Church, He had been persecuted, his property had been seized, he himself compelled to fly, on account of his liberal views. He had been in the prisons of the Inquisition, from which he had escaped only by a successful and ingenious stratagem. At length, wearied with contention, he took up his abode in Protestant Switzerland, where he passed in quiet the latter years of his useful and honored life.8 It was while here that he compiled this book, and sent it as a missile into the camp of his opponents, the enemies of freedom of thought and of the right of private judgment. From this time Pasquin’s fame became universal. The words pnsqutil or pasquinade were adopted info almost every European tongue, and soon embraced in their widening signification all sorts of satiric epigrams. A great part of the volume published by Curio is made up, indeed, of attacks on the Roman Church which have no connection with Pasquin as their author. The style and the subject of many of them betray’ a German origin; and some of the longer pieces so closely resemble, in point, in humor, and in expression, the celebrated “ Epistolæ Obscurorum Virorum,” that there can be little doubt that Ulrich von Butten, or some one of his coadjutors in that clever satire on the monks and clergy, had a hand in their composition.9

But, leaving the pasquinades of other people, let us come back to the sayings of Pasquin himself. No one has surpassed him in his own way, and his store of epigrams, illustrating life and manners at Rome, is abundant. The pontificate of Sixtus V., from 1585 to 1590, was full of material for his wit. The only man in Rome who did not tremble under the rod with which this hard old monk ruled his people and the Church was the freespoken marble jester. The very morning after the election of Sixtus. Pasquin appeared with a plate of toothpicks, and to the question of Marforio, what he was doing with them, he replied, “I am taking them to Alexandrino, Medicis, and Rusticucci,” the three cardinals who had been most active in securing the Papacy for the new Pope. The point of the joke was plain to the Romans: it meant that his adherents, instead of gaining anything by their efforts, had been deceived, and would have nothing to do now but to pick their teeth at leisure.

Leti,in his entertaining and gossipping life of this most merciless of Popes, tells a story of another pasquinade, which exhibits Hie temper of Sixtus. One morning Pasquin appeared clothed in a very difty shirt, and, upon being asked by Marforio, why he wore such foul linen, replied, he could get no other, for the Pope had made his washerwoman a princess,— meaning thereby the Pope’s sister, Donna Camilla, who had formerly been a humdress, but was now established with a fortune and a palace. “ This stinging piece of raillery was carried directly to his Holiness, who ordered a strict search to be made for the author, but to no purpose. Upon which he stuck up printed papers in all the public places of the city, promising. upon the word of a Pope, to give the author of the pasquinade a thousand pistoles and his life, provided he would discover himself, but threatened to hang him, if he was found out by any one else, and offered the thousand pistoles to the informer.” Upon this the author was simple enough to make confession and to demand the money. Sixtus paid him the sum, and then, saying that he had indeed promised him his life, but not freedom from punishment, ordered his hands to be cut off, and his tongue to be bored, “ to prevent him from being so witty for the future.” This act, says Leti, " filled ever)’ one with terror and amazement. “ And well might such a piece of Oriental barbarity excite the horror of the Romans.10 Pasquin, however, was not alarmed, and a few days afterward he appeared holding a wet shirt to dry in the sun. It was a Sunday morning, and Marforio, naturally surprised at such a violation of the day, asked him why he could not wait till Monday before drying it. Pasquin answered, that there was no time to lose; for, if he waited till to-morrow to dry his shirt, he might have to pay for the sunshine ; — hinting at the heavy taxes which Sixtus had laid upon the necessaries of life, and from which the sunshine itself might not long be exempt.

It was near about this time that a caricature was circulated in Rome, representing Sixtus as King Stork and the Romans as frogs vainly attempting to escape from his devouring beak. Merito hæc patimur, “ We suffer deservedly,” was the legend of the picture, and the moral it conveyed was a true one. Rome was in such a state as to require the harshest applications, and the despotic severity of Sixtus did much to restore decency and security to life. He left the Romans in a far better condition than he found them; and it would have been well for Rome, If among his successors there had been more to follow his example in repressing vice and violence,— in a word, had there been more King Storks and fewer King Logs.

The most poetic of pasquinades, and one in which wit rises into imagination, belongs to the pontificate of Urban VIII. (1623-1644.) This Pope issued a bull excommunicating all persons who took snuff in the churches of Seville; whereupon Pasquin quoted the following verse from Job (xiii. 25): — “ Contra foliumquod, vento rapitur ostendis potentiam tuam? et stipulam siccam persequeris ? ”

This is a very model of satire in its kind, and of a higher kind than the pasquil, which Coleridge quotes as an example of wit, upon the Pope who had employed a committee to rip up the errors of his predecessors.

“ Some one placed a pair of spurs on the statue of St. Peter, and a label from the opposite statue of St. Paul.

St. Paul, Whither, then, are you bound ?

St. Peter. I apprehend danger here ; — they’ll soon call me in question for denying my Master.

St. Paul. Nay, then, I had better be off, too ; for they’ll question me for having persecuted the Christians before my conversion.” 11

In his distinction between the wit of thoughts, of words, and of images, Coleridge asserts that the first belongs eminently to the Italians. Such broad assertions are always open to exceptions, and Pasquin shows that the Homans at least are not less clever in the wit of words than in that of thoughts. Take, for example, the jest on Innocent X. which Howel reports in one of his entertaining letters. This Pope, who, says the candid historian, Moslieim, " to a profound ignorance of all those things which it was necessary for a Christian bishop to know, joined the most shameless indolence and the most notorious profligacy,” abandoned his person, his dignity, and his government to the disposal of Donna Olympia Maldachini, the widow of his brother. The portrait of the Pope may be seen in the Doria Gallery at Rome; for it is still esteemed an honor by the noble family to which the gallery belongs to be able to trace a relationship to a Pope, even though so vile a one as Innocent. “ Magis amat papa Olympiam quam Olympum,” said Pasquin ; and the pun still clings to the memory of him whom his authorized biographer calls “ religiosissimo nelle cose divine e prudentissimo nelleumane.” But superlatives often have a value in inverse ratio to their intention. There is a curious story told by the Catholic historian, Novaes, that, after the death of Innocent, which took place in 1655, no one could be found willing to assume the charge of burying him. Word was sent to Donna Olympia that she should provide a coffin for the corpse; but she replied that she was only a poor widow. Of the cardinals he had made, of the relations he had enriched, none was to be found who had charity enough to treat his remains with decency. His body was taken to a room where some masons were at work, and one of them out of compassion put a tallow candle at its head, while another, fearing lest the mice, of which there were many in the apartment, might disturb the corpse, secured a person to watch it through the night. At length one of the officers of the court procured a cheap coffin, and one of the canons of Saint Peter’s gave five crowns to pay the expenses of the burial.12 A moralist might comment on this story, and might, compare it with another which is told in a life of Innocent, written during the reign of his successor, and published with approval at Rome. In this we are told that at the time of his death a marvellous prodigy was observed; for that, when his corpse was borne on a bier from Monte Cavallo to the Vatican, at the moment of a violent storm of wind and rain, not a drop of water fell upon it, but the bier remained perfectly dry, and the torches with which it was accompanied were none of them extinguished. What wonder, that, after this, it is added, “ that his memory is venerated in many places at Rome ” ? 13 Of all the troublesome race of panegyrists, the Roman variety is the most ingenious and the least to be trusted.

When Bishop Burnet was travelling in Italy, in the year 1686, the doctrines of the Spanish priest Molinos, the founder of the famous sect of Quietists, had lately become the object of attack of the Jesuits and of suspicion at the Papal Court His system of mystical divinity is still of interest from its connection with the lives of Fénelon and Madame Guyon, if not from its intrinsic character. Like most other mystical doctrines, his teachings seem to have been open to the charge, that, while professedly based on tire highest spirituality, they had a direct tendency to encourage sensuality in its most dangerous form. Molinos was at first much favored at Rome and by the Pope himself; but at the time of Burnet’s journey he was in the custody of the Holy Office, while his books were undergoing the examination which finally led to the formal condemnation of sixty-eight propositions contained in them, to the renunciation of these propositions by their author, and to his being sentenced to perpetual imprisonment. Burnet relates that it happened “ in one week that one man had been condemned to the galleys for somewhat he had said, another had been hanged for somewhat he had writ, and Molinos was elapt in prison, whose doctrine consisted chiefly in this, that men ought to bring their minds to a state of inward quietness. The Pasquinade upon all this was, “Si parliamo, in galere; si scrivemmo, impiccati; si stiamo in quiete, all’ Sant’ Uffizio. Eh ! che bisogna fare?” “ If we speak, the galleys; if we write, the gallows; if we stay quiet, the Inquisition. Eh! what must we do, then ? ”

With the changes of times and the succession of Popes, new material was constantly afforded to Pasquin for the exercise of his peculiar talent. Each generation gave him fresh subject for laughter or for rebuke. Men quickly passed away, but folly and vice remained. “ Do you wonder,” said Pasquin, once, in his early days, referring to his changes of character, “ do you wonder why Rome yearly changes me to a new figure ? It is because of the shifting manners of the city, and the falling back of men. He who would be pious must depart from Rome.”

“ Præteriens, forsan miraris, turba, qaotannis
Cur me Roma novam mutet in effigiem.
Hoc urbis mores varios, hominumque recessus
Indicat: ergo about qui cupit esse pius.”

During the eighteenth century Italy did not abound in poets or wits, and Master Pasquin seems to have shared in the dulness of the times. Toward its end, however, when Pius VI. was building the palace under the corner of which the statue was to find shelter, the marble representative of the tailor watched his proceedings with sharp observation. Long ago he had rebuked the nepotism of the Popes, but Pius had forgotten his epigrams. “ Cerberus,” he had said, “ had three mouths with which he barked ; but you have three, or even four, which bark not, but devour.”

“ Tres habuit fauces, et terno Cerberus ore
Latratus intra Tartara nigra dabat. Et tibi plena fame tria sunt vel quatuor ora,
Quæ nulli latnint, quemque sed illa volant.”

Every one who has been in Rome remembers how often, on the repairs of ancient monuments, and on tlic pedestals of statues or busts, are to be seen the words, “ Munificentiâ Pii Sexti,” thrusting themselves into notice, and occupying the place which should he filled with some nobler inscription. The bad taste and impertinence of this epigraph are often enhanced by the slightness of the work or the gift which it commemorates. During a season of dearth at Rome, in the time of Pius, when the bakers had reduced the size of their loaves, Pasquin took the opportunity to satirize the selfishness and vanity of the Pope, by exhibiting one of these diminished loaves bearing the familiar words, “ Munificentiâ Pii VI.”

The French Revolution, the Napoleonic occupation of Rome, the brilliant essays of liberalism of Pius IX., the Republic, the siege of Rome, the reactionary government of late years, have alike supplied matter for Master Pasquin, which he has shaped according to the fashion of the times. He still pursues his ancient avocation. Res acu tetigit. But the point of the needle is not the means by which the rents in the garment of Rome are to be mended, — much less by which her wounds are to be cauterized and healed. The sharp satiric tongue may prick her moral sense into restlessness, but the Roman spirit is not thus to be roused to action. Still Pasquin deserves credit for his efforts; and while other liberty is denied, the Romans may be glad that there is a single voice that cannot be silenced, and a single censor who is not to be corrupted.

“Piscatorem hominum ne te non, Sexte, putemus,
Piscaris natum retibus ecce tuum.”
“ Olim habuit Cypria sua tempora, tempora Mavors
Olim habuit, sua nune tempora Pallas habet.”
  1. Bernini, being asked what was the most beautiful statue in Rome, replied, “ That of Pasquin.” This reply the sensible Milizia taxes with affectation,— saying, that, although an artist may discover in the work some marks of good design, it is now too maimed to pass for a beautiful statue. Possibly Bernini was thinking of his own works in comparison with it.
  2. Andreas Schott, who published an Itinerary of Italy about the beginning of the seventeenth century, copies this account, mid adds, —“At present this custom is prohibited under the heaviest penalties.”
  3. Mrs. Piozzi, in her amusing Journey through Italy, ii. 113, quotes these verses and gives a translation of them which shows that she quite mistook their point. In spite of her quoting Latin, Greek, and even on occasion Hebrew, her scholarship was not very accurate or deep.
  4. 14The, Historie of Guicciardin, reduced into English by Geffray Fenton. 1579. p. 308. Another epigram of barbarous bitterness against Alexander refers, if we understand it aright, to one of the gloomiest events of his pontificate, the murder of his son Giovanni, Duca di Gandirt, by his other son, Cæsar Borgia. Giovanni was killed at night, and his body was thrown into the Tiber, from which it was recovered the next morning.
  5. “ Lest we should not fancy you, O Sextus, a fisher of men, you fish for your own son with nets.”
  6. Vasari relates, that Michel Angelo, when he was making the bronze statue of Julius, at Bologna, having asked the Pope if he should put a book in his left hand, — “No,” replied the fiery old man, “ put a sword in it, for I know not letters": “ Mettivi una spada, che io non so lettere.”
  7. At the beginning of his pontificate, upon occasion of Leo’s taking possession of the Lateran with a solemn procession, an arch of triumph was erected at the bridge of Sant’ Angelo, which bore an inscription worthy of the tailor's successor:—
  8. “ Venus once had her time, Mars also has had his, but now Minerva rules.”
  9. The application of these verses was alike appropriate to the life of the Pope, or to the reigns of Alexander VI., Julius 11., and the one just beginning.
  10. In Murray’s Handbook for Rome, a book for the most part of great accuracy, there is a curious blunder in the account of Pasquin. It is said, that, “ on the election of Pope Leo X., in 1440, the following satirical acrostic appeared, to mark the date MCCCCXL. :—‘Multi cæci cardinales creaverunt cæcum decimum (x) Leonem': ‘Many blind cardinals have created a tenth blind Lion.’ ” Now in 1440 Leo was not born, and no Pope was chosen in that year. Leo was not made Pope till 1513, and the acrostic has apparently nothing to do with the date of his accession to the pontificate.
  11. One of these copies was formerly in the Royal Library at Munich, and sold as a duplicate. The other has the bookplate of the Baron de Warengbien. Colonel Stanley’s Copy sold for ∞ll 11s. The book was printed at Basle, ,by Jean Oporin. See Clément, Bibl. Cur. Hist. et Crit., vii. 371. See also, for an account of it, Salleugre, Mem. de Litt., ii. 6, 203; and Schelhorn, Amæn. Lit., iii. 151.
  12. An entertaining and curious account of Curio and his family is lobe found in a commemorative oration delivered in 1570 before the Academy of Basle by Stupanus. and printed by Schelhorn in Amæn. Lit., Tom. xiv.
  13. 15 In two or three of the dialogues Hutton is introduced as one of the speakers; and several of the poetic epigrams are ascribed to him by name.
  14. In Luther’s Table-Talk, he says, “Whoso in Home is heard to speak one word against the Pope receiveth either a Strappecorde or is punished with death, for his name is Noli me tangere.” Pasquin himself has hardly said a shrewder saying than this. Noli me tanqere is the name under which Pius IX. pleads against the diminution of his temporal power, while he threatens his opponents with the Strappecorde.
  15. Lectures upon Shakespeare and other dramatists, ii. 90.
  16. 16 Novaes, x. 56. Artaud de Montor, Hist, des Pont. Rom.,v. 523.
  17. 17Vita d’ Innocenzio X., dal Cav. Ant. Bagatta.