The Tea Party

You’re Mrs. Hill’s umbrella stand,
As I recall; I thought I knew you.
Who’s the pretty fellow, near the grand
Piano? Isn’t he that odd Hugh
Barker’s looking glass?

The slender demitasse?
It’s Mildred’s maiden aunt
I think. The cozy chair
Against the door is Joan Levant;
She’s on her fifth affair

This year. The messy closet’s
Name is Helen Barnes; she teaches school.
The whatnot? She’s in menopause; it’s
Just a shame; her name is Jewel.
The chandelier is Jimmy West;

He used to dance in movies. (I suggest You try the chicken livers.) What am I?
Why, I’m a teacup; name’s McCarty.
Hold it. Here’s our hostess, Mrs. Fry.
Yes, isn’t it? A simply lovely party.